December 29, 2002

  • So there I was, thinking "Holy Crap, I ain't wrote in forever people probably think I am dead. . . what should I write. . .well I though of like a hundred things but then thought that would be too long.  So I thought I would just give you a few highlights of my past year.


    We'll work from most recent to oldest.


    I got something for Christmas that I have been wanting for like forever.  And I finaly got one.  It is a remote controled car.  Its a F250 pickup with Harley Davidson stickers all over it.  It is real cool and I have been able to terrorize all kinds of animals with it.


    Next would be telling my boss that a 1percent raise was not going to keep me around for very long, so if any of you know of a good driving job that pass a gross of at least 2700.00 to 3000.00 a month let me know.


    Next would be almost dieing.  I was taking a truck/trailer combination full of pigs up a steep hill and the truck lost traction on the ice and snow and started sliding back down real fast, I guided it over to the ditch so I could get some tracktion on the lose dirt and it jackknifed.  I am proud to say that the only casulty was 1 inch of a "The Beast" size butterfinger candy bar.


    Next would be throwing up, no wait I just wanted you to know that the one just up of this has nothing to do with only getting a 1 percent raise, really nothing at all, anyway back to my puke.  I wasn't feeling to good when I woke up that morning and I went into the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and while running out the back side my body decided to run out the top side.  Now while you are thinging that that is real gross, I just wanted to let you know that it is the first time I have puked scense like before kindergarden from being sick.  I once puked in Jr. High, but it dosen't count because I had a lip full of copenheagen and was acting real cool, but accidently swalloed the whole thing.  So that puking from being so darn cool, not from being sick.  Also the "Mom I just puked I can't go to school" dosen't count either becuase then I was just lieing.


    I think that gets be back to Octuber, and I suppose this is getting kinda long so I will leave for now and try to be back sooner then last time, sorry 'bout being gone so long.


    Oh yea my sister, a CNA, got to do CPR and save some ladys life, real cool story.


    BlackWolf

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