January 10, 2003

• So I look at my checkbook, which I put on the computer a few weeks ago and said.  That is so freakin cool I got money for Christmas.  And went out a spendin.

  
  

  Last week I go to do my quarterly "make sure what is in my bank statement matches what I got on the computer"

  
  

  Well it seems that sometime around thanksgiving I "projected" a paycheck to make sure that I had plenty of money to send in my car payment.  Well come to the actual payday I enter my check and forget to delet the projection.

  
  

  So last week I found out that my account is $850.00 bucks shorter then it is supposed to  be.  Thats a bad thing just in case you couldn't tell.

  
  

  But do not despair or worry for me, please don't send money. . .wait you can do that if you really want to.  But for those of you who get paid bi-monthly, this month of January and again in August, you get three paychecks in one month.

  
  

  I AM COVERED BY THE GRACE OF GOD!!!!

  
  

  Why I do not know.  Well I know he loves me, but I don't know why, well I know that too, but you know what I mean.

  
  

  So I figue since I am sitting here board to death till 19:00 MST which is when the season primeir of "Starget SG1" comes on the sci-fi channel I would let you know who got what of my salary from last year.

  
  

  Total was just $23.18 short of $31,000.00.

  
  

  1.4% went to medical insurance, of course I went to the docter once and wasted something like 300 bucks on medical insurace this year.

  
  

  13.2% went to uncle sam for his general overspending on a bunch of crap.  A good chunk of this I will get back, but sense I am a "white, single, male" I will not get back as much as so many others will.

  
  

  6.1% goes to "FICA" which is social security, something that if Bush doesen't get his "let the young ens tie part of it to the stock markey" I will probably never see it.

  
  

  1.4% went to "FMHI-FICA" which is like unemployment insurence or some other crap that I will never see.

  
  

  4.3% went to the WONDERFUL state of Colorado so that they can waste it.

  
  

  0.1% went to life insurance, which I belive is a complete waste cause even if I collect it, I can't collect it.

  
  

  Which all leaves me a measly 22750ish.  And what did I do with that, wasted it just like the government.

  
  

  So there ya go that took like 20 minutes and I still have 2hrs and 35 mins to be board.

  
  

  Later

  
  

  BlackWolf

  • 6:22 pm
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