February 9, 2004

  • I was attacked, can you belive it.  This little creature about three inches long and three inches wide jumped out of the box I opened and strait for my throat.  Luckily for me I have great reflexes.  I caught it mid air and wrestled the little thing for all it was worth.  I was getting very frustrated with the strength this creacher possesed.  Finally when I was about to give in to my death, I used the only  menuver left to me.  I bit its throat out myself, and with its blood and fur covering my tounge and dribbling down my face, and my shirt, I fell into an animal trance and devoured the whole cotten pickin thing right there.  Bones and all.


    Those darn little powdered dognuts are powerful.


    I had a wonderful time this weekend.  During the concert I got to break into the crowd like almost 10 times.  The first was the best.  I guy had just hoped onto another guys shoulder and they were moshing.  Just as I reached them they fell to the floor.  Both were in a little pain.  I grabbed them by the arm and said . . . ready for it . . . "Bryan and Corky said to go back to your seats!!!"  They looked at me puzzeled, and I laughed an evil laugh.  Then they fled.  It was so stinkin cool.


    On the way back to campus from Houston, there were like 500 deer alongside the road, ok it was closer to 100 but there were a lot.  And they just stood there and saluted me as I drove by at 70+mph.  Not one of them tried to commit suicide.  Not even one.  That could have been lots of fun.


    Well anyway I suppose I need to go find my car keys, at least one set or anouther.


    BlackWolf

Comments (8)

  • Awesome!!! LOL!

    Good post man, I laughed 3 times.

  • r u driving to the Greensboro NC ATF. If so I will try to find you. I should be there.

  • UMMMM. . . yes I am.

  • Dognuts? You ate a dog's nuts? Gross!

    Oh wait... I bet you mean doughnuts.

  • Imagine that you were attacked by a doughnut, who would have thought.  Good luck finding your car keys, by the way do you still have me house keys???? It's not like youre going to be popping in anytime soon. Love ya Bro.

  • Watch out man...those things can be vicious.

    Now, if you get the chance to kick a kid in the shins then do it for me. 

  • those pesky creatures are always trying to get me too!  i have to run away from them - especially the hundreds and thousands ones 

  • You are totally something else, I don't know how I have put up with you for 23 very long years. How am I going to xplain a reflector post in my living room to my landlord. Some peoples kids. Love you bro

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