February 7, 2007

• OK so I needed a new post and this AIM conversation with an unnamed female friend seemed fitting. I had a conversation with her last night before going to bed and taking some Tylonal PM for a sore shoulder and going to sleep. We talked about this guy who was close to getting saved but I and and anouther guy suspect he is just leading an innocent Christian girl astray and want more of her then he does Jesus. Anyway during that conversation I being the mocker I am said "I would like to get into your roommates pants, but they just wouldn't fit me so whats the use?". Then went to sleep, with drugs and wild dreams. Of course names have been changed to protect the innocent. That is except mine, cause we all know that I am not innocent, ever.

  COOLGIRL01:
  hmm interesting

  ImBlackWolf:
  yep, that I am

  20:00

  COOLGIRL01:
  I love it when someone calls me and then gets call waiting and then leaves me on hold for 15 minutes
  heheh

  ImBlackWolf:
  oh while reviewing the above AIM comment session, oh so long ago, while looking for the sales job that you said Jack got while I was looking earlier I also saw that you make a comment that I had missed about the pants of your roommate and the dream about you I remebered more of the dream want to hear about it

  ImBlackWolf:
  yea, that is fun

  ImBlackWolf:
  meany

  COOLGIRL01:
  um. sure. I think

  ImBlackWolf:
  I do think that the sleeping pills I took had something to do with it, and the conversation with you about her pants and me repeating it to “Bobb”, spelled wrong on "puorpose", that to but just out of laziness of not wanting to hit the delete key so many times . . .

  ImBlackWolf:
  breath . . .

  ImBlackWolf:
  I had texted Bob about wanting to get into your roommates pants but they would not fit, I once tried on a belt of Barbera, yes this bunny trail adds to the whole picture

  ImBlackWolf:
  breath . . .

  COOLGIRL01:
  

  ImBlackWolf:
  and her belt fit snuggly on one of my thighs, so we were going to have her and her twin sister both get into my pants, one in each leg, and take pics mocking how . . .

  ImBlackWolf:
  breath . . .

  ImBlackWolf:
  large I am.

  ImBlackWolf:
  pause for dramatic effect

  ImBlackWolf:
  .

  ImBlackWolf:
  forgot the period at the end of the sentence.

  ImBlackWolf:
  I either, in my sleeping pill induced sleep, either removed your pants, or your roommates pants in an attempt to prove that I could not fit into them, I remember you watching but the butt does not seem your size . . .

  ImBlackWolf:
  breath . . .
  20:10

  ImBlackWolf:
  to narrow, but it makes me think of a baby butt, having changed a diaper or two in my life I know what baby butts look like, only it was in underware not diapers, but the butt had that general size and shape

  ImBlackWolf:
  The End

  ImBlackWolf:
  You hate me now, think I am a freak, and never want to be my friend

  ImBlackWolf:
  .

  ImBlackWolf:
  Sorry forgot the period agin.

  ImBlackWolf:
  Really its The End

  COOLGIRL01:
  lol

  COOLGIRL01:
  that is a really crazy dream.
  I'd probably not share that with everyone you know.
  and I don't think it is prophetic in anyway, in case you were unsure

  ImBlackWolf:
  I was just thinking I need a new xanga post

  ImBlackWolf:
  I am aware of your thoughts of me and you.

  COOLGIRL01:
  lol, I was about to tell my friend LaWanda about our conversation about the thug dictionary salesman conversation we had earlier and I accidently typed "my friend crazy" instead of "my friend casey" and I can't stop laughing now
  20:15

  COOLGIRL01:
  TOTAL accident but VERY funny

  ImBlackWolf:
  LOL

  COOLGIRL01:
  I needed that laugh

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